DextersLAB

I miss G Smoove

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:43:09 -0400

I'm not a big fan of Snapchat, I call it Snaptrap

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:17:28 -0400

I thought "Pootie Tang" was a slang term for vagina for the longest time

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 21:11:27 -0400

It still sounds like vagina to me

And I'm usually not told otherwise cuz it usually is a Tyler Perry joint

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:17:46 -0400

I assume every drama movie with an all-black cast is a Tyler Perry movie until I'm told otherwise

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:15:02 -0400

Those "Haitians be like" memes look like they'd be so hilarious if I only knew the language

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 12:17:57 -0400

I saw Temptation last night. Judith had it comin

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 16:31:27 -0400

I care about fashion, but then again I don't care about fashion. I mostly don't care about fashion

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 10:50:43 -0400

I swear Pandora plays songs by every artist but the artist who's station it is

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:03:08 -0400

"Sexy yet Sanctified"- that's the name of the game with these Easter Sunday wardrobe choices

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:57:59 -0400

I feel like everyone from the Murphy who didnt go to an exam school decided to procreate instead

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:28:15 -0400

Mr. Karl Pilkington #AnIdiotAbroad #KarlPilkington

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 17:16:14 -0400

Mr. Karl Pilkington #AnIdiotAbroad #KarlPilkington

As many times as I've said "This aint Driving Miss Daisy" (in response to someone asking for a ride), I've never actually seen the movie

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 21:42:57 -0400

Let the "bow down bitches" tweets begin

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 11:47:24 -0400

TV One is like the MTV2 of black television

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 18:32:27 -0400

When people say things like "I want you to be happy, even if its not with me", do they really mean it?

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 15:44:38 -0500

Hardly ever. I’d prefer if you were miserable without me

"How often does he type ‘Sex’?"

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 01:32:06 -0500

“How often does he type ‘Sex’?”

- Whoever read that last post

Whenever I type "Dex" it gets autocorrected to "Sex", and whenever I type Sex it gets autocorrected to Dex. My phone needs to pick a side

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:13:59 -0500

"I wouldn’t do that if I were you Mr. Proud….. remember what happened last time?"

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 14:56:47 -0500

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you Mr. Proud….. remember what happened last time?”

- Peabo

"I got that Justin Bieber please believe it, I eat that pussy can you keep a secret?"

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 18:38:35 -0500

“I got that Justin Bieber please believe it, I eat that pussy can you keep a secret?”

- Rozay

Though it’s not quite a secret if you’re saying it in a song is it?